Instant 6 Pack Abs. No Exercise and Diet Needed.

Happy hump dayyyyy. Two more days to the weekend macha and guess what's happening tomorrow? Comedy, dude. If you want to catch one of the hottest local acts live on stage, then you have to head on down to Dirty Nelly's Life Centre, KL tomorrow macha from 8pm onwards to catch Goodflers.

You know how I've been trying to be healthy and lose some weight while gaining some muscles at the same time but after a while, I get lazy and all. But dude, I discovered some easy ways to get instant 6 pack abs without exercise and diet! Enjoy.

If you're hairy, getting this awesome 6 pack will only take 5 minutes.

If you're not hairy, you could just literally attach 6 bottles on your abdomen dude.

Tanning works as well. Think "Meet the Spartans".

Again, you need to fur, I mean, hair for this.

Ahhh. Permanent 6 pack. :)

The next best thing in life. 

Where can I buy this macha?

Surgery? A bit over isn't it dude?

And here are a few pictures of how you should NEVER photoshop your picture if you don't know how to use it.

This is by far my favourite dude. It has dual-function macha. If you feel like having a six pack, you can stick 'em on your abdomen. And if you're hungry, you could just eat a couple of the buns and still have 4 pack abs on your body! Talk about being practical.

That's all from me today. :)

How To Cheer Yourself Up In 5 Minutes

Happy Monday afning. Like majority of the population, I'm feeling the Monday bluesssss. So, I've decided to humour myself and you, by telling some really lame jokes macha.

Are you ready dude? Here comes the lamest jokes ever. Don't say I didn't warn you dude. Some of these jokes are so bad you might end up rolling your eyes and laughing out of boredom.


1. What is brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung! :)


2. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

3. What do you get when you cross a singer and a rocking chair?
You rock to the beat. (Get it, rocking (chair and singer) to the beat? Nevermind. :)

4. Where did the cats go on a school trip?
The meow-seum.

5. What goes tick-tock, woof- woof?
A watchdog.

6. What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Waaaaa- terrrr!

7. How do you get a peanut to laugh?
You crack it up.

8. What do you call a monkey who loves to eat chips?
A chipmonk

9. How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots (24 karat gold!)

10. What do wolves say when they are introduced?
Howlllllll do you do?

I hope that cheered you up bro. See you tomorrow! Oh, by the way, guess who I saw today....

Word of The Day: Melanistic

I learnt a new word today. Melanistic. If you don't know what melanistic is, it's a condition of melanism macha. And melanism is an undue development of dark coloured pigment in the skin or in other words, the opposite of albino.

Albino and Melanistic Eastern Blue Tongue Skinks

I googled it for a while and guess what dude. Apparently the condition is more common than it seems. I mean, everyone knew about albinism but melanism, not so much bro. So, I found some of the most amazing melanistic animals. Enjoy.

A very rare black fawn was spotted in Texas

Melanistic Golden Mantled Ground Squirrel

 * Quick fact about the melanistic Golden Mantled Ground Squirrel: These are a few of the remaining squirrels in the area from periods when fires had been frequent which causes melanism.

Melanistic jaguar

 * Quick fact about the melanistic jaguar: They are also known as black panther, black leopard or pumas. Did you know that it's proven that black cats have a more balanced nervous system and faster response than other colours of cats.

Malanistic Seal Pup spotted in Shetland, UK.

Melanistic Silver Fox

 * Quick fact about the Melanistic Silver Fox: The Silver Fox is a form of the Red Fox. Some of these melanistic foxes are completely black, have a white tail tip, while some may look a bit blueish greyish.

Red foot melanistic tortiose

A dark melanistic zebra found at a wildlife park in Namibia.

Melanistic penguin in Antartica

Well, that's all from me today. Not bad right macha.We all learnt a new word today. Fo shizzle. :)

The Most Annoying Song A Kid Could Sing

Two more days to the weekend macha. So, the past two weeks has been cool cause I managed to catch two movies, all thanks to TGV Cinemas. I'll be going for another movie sometime this week and I can't wait to watch Prometheus. There were three groups of people telling me different stuff about this movie, so I will watch it this weekend and decide for myself bro.

Check out the trailer for the movie and you'll see why I'm excited to watch it. 

The first movie I watched was The Avengers. Macha, I thought the movie was awesome. It was not only an action packed movie but I liked that it had some funny bits inserted in the script. And besides that, Scarlett Johansson looks hot dude. I mean, she's so hot that even Thor and Loki couldn't help it but stare at her behind.

And, here's my favourite scene from The Avengers. How often do you see The Hulk beating Loki up?

The latest movie I watched, I watched it with my niece. Yes, you guessed it bro. Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It was an alright movie, but I think the first two installments were way better and funnier than this. But this movie does have some really good scenes. 

My niece has been singing this song ever since we watched the movie together last weekend. Dude, the song IS annoying.

That's all from me today. Have an awesome day ahead. Byeeeeeee. 

Songs That Make Your Ears Bleed

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Fridayyyyyy.... Which means only one thing; the weekend is here! :) And if you didn't notice macha, I quoted Rebecca Black's infamous song "Friday" in the first sentence, which brings me to my topic for today. Dumbest songs lyrics ever.

So, here are some of the dumbest song lyrics ever, in my opinion of course bro.

Destiny Child's Bootylicious.
"My vibe is too vibelicious for you babe"
Quick one dude. What is vibelicious? Is it even a word? Guess it didn't make it into the dictionary like Bootylicious.

Clay Aiken's Invisible.
"If I was invisible, I would be the smartest man"
You'd be smartest because you can cheat during exams as no one can see you! I see what you did there.

LFO's Every Other Time
'Sometimes we swim around, like two dolphins in the oceans of our hearts"
Woah macha. I didn't even understand a single word in the second part of the sentence.

Duck Sauce's Barbra Streisand
"Barbra Streisand, Do, do, do, do, do, do , do, do, do, do, do"
And that makes the whole song. What does do, repeated 11 times at a go, even mean?

Spice Girls' Wannabe
" I really, really, really, want a zig-ah-zig aaaaah"
And I really, really don't have a zig-ah-zigt-aaaaah!

Sisqo's Thong Song
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, Things like what, what, what, Baby move your butt, butt, butt"
If you ask me bro, saying a girl had dumps like a truck doesn't sound too pleasing.

Black Eyed Peas' I Gotta Feeling
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday"
We have a case of Rebecca Black here. They're teaching us the days of the week dude but if you didn't notice, Saturday is repeated twice. Not such a good teacher.

LMFAO's Sexy and I know It
"Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, YEAH!"
I think the lyrics speak for itself dude.

That's all from me today dude.

You're Not Gonna Like This...

 Tomorrow's the day for Puma's Social Party and dude, I'm so excited. It's gonna be awesome 'cause I get to hang out with a bunch of hot chicks and play foosball macha! :)

On a totally unrelated note, I was browsing through some websites 'cause I wanted to get some toys for my niece but bro, I had the shock of  my life dude. These plush toys and dolls were SCARY. I have no idea who thought of all these, but bro, they're definitely not for kids. Or adults. Or anyone in the right frame of the mind macha.

Look at the pictures below and you'll see what I mean. 

*P/S: Some of these pictures contain gory / scary images. Here we goooooo.

Bambi? With a knife on its back? 

Yes, it's a croc eating a baby. I have no idea why anyone would make this toy macha.

Yeah, not creepy at all. *sarcasm*

Careful now. Don't let the doll bite you. 

This plush toy comes with a chainsaw and some body parts..Yup, you guessed right dude. That's what the chainsaw is for.

Aww. It looks cute doesn't it? In case you don't know, this is a kidney.

This is a road kill cat. No, literally, that's the name of this toy.

There are some bad unicorns!

The creator of this toy named this the "Todlerpede" series.

Two headed doll- split personality maybe?

Well, now you see why I told you these toys were not meant for anyone at all. Anyway, congrats to all six winners for the Puma Social Party passes. See ya soon dude.