The Toilet Story

So, I desperately needed a toilet break today and when I went to the toilet in a restaurant, I nearly died macha. The toilet was so dirty that suddenly, everything that needed to escape from my system went back in.

I mean bro, why can't our toilets be clean? What if there's an emergency and someone needed to "let go" and then, disaster! The toilet is so nasty that you would rather drive to a nearby hotel or shopping mall. And, it would also be a good idea to come up with some creative toilets dude. Imagine peeing while staring at a piece of art or simply, peeing on that piece of art!

Here are a few examples of some really awesome toilets and urinals. When I saw awesome, I mean, super awesome! :)

That's all from me today. Come back soon k cause I might have some move passes and also party passes to give away. You wouldn't wanna miss it macha. :)

Randomness

Good afning! Back to work after two weeks and macha, I feel awesome! :) Since it's my first day back, I decided to write about something light and happy. 

Here are a few random facts about random stuff. Enjoy! :)

1. The Loud and Proud.

In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest.

2. The Pinocchio

Our eyes and are always the same size from birth, but dude, our nose and ears never stop growing.

 

3. It's A Sign.

Just like how some people talk in their sleep, sign language speakers have been known to sign in their sleep. Amazing bro.

4. Troll Level: Reverse Psychology

A psychology study suggests that macha, when you're single, all you see are happy couples. And when you are dating someone, all you see are happy singles.

5. Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle

Snoop Dogg has an IQ level of 147. That is thought to be extremely high and that of a gifted genius. Who would've thought bro.  And this is the dude who looks like this...

6. Look Ma, No Pants!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants. Ermmm....

7. Birds' Saliva. Bees' Vomit?

So macha, we all know that birds' saliva give us bird's nest. But did you know that honey is actually bees' vomit? Bees drink nectar from flowers which they turn into honey before sicking it back up to store in the hive.

8. Get Bloated Quick!

Get this dude. Chewing gum and using straws both make you burp more as they encourage you to swallow air.

That's it from me today. Come back tomorrow and you could win something..... *hint hint*

How to Spot The Fastest Cashier When There's A Long Queue.

Good Monday afning. Do you know that according to some sources, Mondays are so depressing that a person doesn't crack a smile till about 11.16am? But macha, since it's the evening now, you won't have a problem laughing out loud now. 

I was shopping for some groceries today bro and all the check-out counters were filled with people. So, I went to the counter that seemed the shortest but dude, it took the cashier forever to serve about two customers. I looked to my left and right and bro, I almost felt like the lines were moving as fast as F1 cars. I looked at my cashier and started comparing her facial features with the other cashiers and them macha, an idea came to me. Maybe facial features determine a person's personality and that's why the cashier is a bit slow. 

I've decided to search online and here's what I found:

EYES & EYEBROWS

- A woman who plucks her eyebrows into a tiny line, that's suppressed rage.

- Thick eyebrows represent strong nature.

- Thick eyebrows also mean energy and passion.

- The wider the space between the eyebrows, the more cautious a person is.

EARS

- The bigger your ears, the more comfortable you are taking risks.

- Earlobes attached to face depict deep attachment to his/ her family.

- Detached earlobes mean you make friends like family.

MOUTH & LIPS

- Full lips show that you inspire others, enthusiastic.

- An upturned mouth shows an optimistic person.

- Thin lips equal impatience.

- Cupid’s Bow: creative and innovative

- The width of your mouth shows your generosity.

NOSE

- Long thin nose reflects social graces and manners.

- Broad base on nose enjoy lots of material things.

- A knob on the end of the nose shows that you likes to be surrounded by beautiful things.

- The larger the nose the more powerful a person is.

I won't reveal all the features of my cashier that day but I'll tell you this. She might have a receding hairline, a narrow chin and maybe also a-not-so puffy cheeks. You might have to find out what those features mean. :)

How To Get A Girl In 5 Seconds

It's one day after the public holiday macha and I feel like it's a Monday. Anyway, I spoke about this earlier today and I still have a million different pick up lines so I decided to blog about it. :)

So, here it is. My favourite pick up lines and bro, feel free to try them but I don't guarantee they'll work.

- Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.

- You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

- Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

   

- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

- Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.

- You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

- Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 
 
- (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

- Can you give me directions...to your heart.

- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Ok macha, after reading the pick up lines again, I don't think you should try this at all.