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This whole week baby, I've been doing a countdown, baby. If you haven't heard baby, there's two more days to the weekend baby. And macha baby, I'm using the word baby 'cause it's the new trend baby. Anyway baby, I went to a party last weekend and baby, it was awesome baby.

Ok baby. I'm gonna stop using the word baby. As I mentioned earlier macha,I was hosting Nuffnang's 5th Birthday and dude, the party was awesome. :) The theme of the night was blue and I've got to say, I look kinda good in blue. Don't believe me? Look at the picture below.

Start of the event

The night started with a dance performance by Luke, who happens to be a pop and lock champion. 

Luke doing his thing on stage

The founder of Nuffnang, Timothy Tiah, gave a short speech about how Nuffnag started and dude, it was quite awesome 'cause they actually consulted a feng shui master regarding the opening date and time, and it was specific. They had to officially open for business, anytime between 2am to 4am, and it worked, 'cause look at where they are now. They've expanded their business to 7 countries now with a million bloggers under their belt.

Timothy Tiah giving his speech

Here are a few pictures of what went down that night. Enjoy. :)

Birthday cake! :)

Cake Cutting. Guess who's the first one to line up for cake?

Posing with the Nuffnang Stckman Pose.

We were also entertained by a very talented band, "Figure It Out" who rocked the crowd out through the night. I've got to say, I really enjoyed their show macha.

Figure It Out

Here comes the fun part bro. I randomly picked three contestants for a catwalk contest and they had to it while balancing a tissue box on their head.

Dusty, catwalking like a model.

The second part of the contest was to strut down the runway while doing a moonwalk. I must say dude, I was pretty impressed by this contestant, Dusty, who seems like he has been doing it forever.

Look at Dusty, the big winner, moonwalking.

All in all, it was an awesome party and the Nuffies (Nuffnang staff) as well as the Nuffnangers (Nuffnang bloggers) made it a fun night.

Before I go, here's a very special picture from me to you macha. 

Check out my sexy behind. :)

A Spartan In Rehab!

It's a Monday again macha and let's be positive k? Four more days to Friday bro. :) I haven't been updating myself with any entertainment news so I did a little digging and dude, you won't believe what I found. So, here it goes. Gossipsssss!

A Spartan In Rehab.

Yup, you read right. Gerard Butler was in rehab three weeks ago and has just been released from the Betty Ford Center a couple of hours ago. According to some sources, his problems were triggered by the physical demands for the movie "300". He started relying on prescription drugs for his pain when he was involved in a surfing accident, which turned into a full blown addiction. Macha should be introduced to nasi dalca. That would cure his addiction.


Complicated Sk8er Girl To Be A Judge?

Avril Lavigne is known to be many things. But, the people I know who saw her perform live told me the same thing. She couldn't really sing. However, that does not stop her from promoting herself to Simon Cowell... You probably guessed it by now. She wants to be a judge on X-Factor. She feels that since she's been in the industry since young, she can mentor the kids on the show the right way macha. I don't know dude. I feel like there's many more others who are more suited for the job. I mean, how about Leona Lewis or someone else who could actually sing?


Quickest Way To Get People Talking About You- Snatch A Phone.

He won a Grammy a few weeks back, collaborated with his former, hot flame Rihanna in two songs, and just when everything seems to go well for him, macha decided to put his bad boy image upfront once again. He was accused of driving by a lady, Christal Spann and snatched her phone 'cause she allegedly took a photo of him. Before driving off, he said, "*****, you ain't going to put that on no website." And yes, she lodged a police report. Uh oh, looks like someone's in a lot of trouble.


Well, that's all from me today. Drop by again soon k?

The Window To The World of Movies

Just one more day to the weekend macha. I'm so excited 'cause I have two parties to attend dude. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some hot chicks. Anyway, I'm also looking forward to the start of next week 'cause I'll be doing something I enjoy the most. Let me give you a hint macha.

Yup, starting next week, I'm gonna be reviewing some movies, all thanks to TGV Cinemas Malaysia. I have to say dude, there's so many movies I want to watch cause if you read my previous post, you'd know that I haven't been watching any movies at all from the time I wrote my post until now. However, this time, I gave myself a target dude. I'm gonna watch at least five movies next week.


The Descendants

Act of Valor

Ghost Rider

That's the only three movies that I really want to watch. So, I'm going to need your help macha.What other movies out there that are awesome and are still showing at TGV Cinemas? If you know of some, do lemme know k? By the way, if you're wondering, I'm so going to be at this cinema all the time.

So, do watch out for the official Phat Fabes' Movie Review beginning next week k?

Who's My Daddy?

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Fridayyyyy! I'm so excited 'cause the weekend is nearly here and I can smell it already. Anyway macha, since it's Friday, I've decided to write about something all of us love...GOSSIPS! :)

So, here goes. 

Khloe Kardashian Has More Than Two Dads?

A couple of weeks ago, rumours were flying in Hollywood that Robert Kardashian is not Khloe's biological father! Of course she denied it la macha 'cause being a Kardashian makes her loads of money. And then, jeng jeng jeng, the news broke that her biological father might be Kris Jenner's former hairdresser, Alex Roldan, whom she admitted to have had an affair with while still married to Robert Kardashian. But recently, there's more drama dude! Khloe was overheard saying that O.J.Simpson might be her dad too. I smell a paternity test or two coming. 

Khloe Kardashian and alleged father, Alex Roldan

Did Sarah Jessica Parker Make Out With Another Dude?

Well, apparently she did bro but not willingly! She was in Moscow to promote her new movie "I Don't Know How She Does It" and her hired bodyguard for the trip, Oleg Donstov  ripped open his shirt and tried to stick his tongue down her throat macha. Donstov cornered SJP when she tried to make her way out to make out with her. She got freaked out bro and she screamed while running away from him. Donstov on the other hand doesn't see anything wrong with what he did. 

Here's a snapshot from a video which clearly shows Oleg Donstov grabbing Sarah  Jessica Parker's face.

Here's the video.

And the biggest gossip of the week is...

Selena Gomez Is Engaged and Preggers?

Chill Beliebers. I'm just messing with your head. :) Anyway, Justin Bieber gave Selena Gomez a diamond studded ring for Valentine's Day. It's not an engagement ring dude cause the ring's design is the initial of Justin's name, "J". Before you start tearing up Justin Bieber's posters from your wall, lemme tell you dude. He didn't father a child with Selena. The one who's pregnant is Selena's mother. Yups, Selena Gomez is going to be a big sister. :)

The ring Justin Bieber gave Selena Gomez

The big announcement

That's it from me today. Have an awesome weekend ahead macha.

Eat And Be Happy.

So, today's topic on air about Ben's Men's Health Magazine's photo shoot has garnered quite a few comments. I'm sure at one point or another macha, you didn't like the way you look and has decided to lose a few pounds here and there. There are a gazillion methods to lose weight; some say cut down on carbs, exercise more, eat according to your blood type and etc. But right now, I want to write about something different. So here it is. My version of Men's Health: The not very healthy edition.

Phat Fabes' Guide to Get Fat in Five Easy Steps!

1. Slow Your Metabolism.

Here it is bro. When you slow your metabolism down, you'll burn fewer calories. And the easiest way to slow your metabolism down is to stop all forms exercises. You should avoid walking, spend a lot of time in front of the television, don't take the stairs, and not spending time outdoors helps as well. 

The quickest way to get rid of your muscles is not to use them 'cause your body will get rid of them. Just stop using them, and your body will take care of the rest.

2. Drink Lots of Carbonated Soft Drinks

Avoiding physical exercise is only the first step to gaining weight and achieving your goal of packing on the one pack in less than12 months bro. But to speed up the process, you should get addicted to caffeinated soft drink bro.

This is an absolutely wonderful way to pack on the pounds, because soft drinks are made with high-fructose corn syrup which will increase the blood sugar. If you drink enough soft drinks with often enough macha, you will be well on your way to achieving your goal of gaining 100pounds in no time.

3. Choose High Caloric Density Foods

Choose processed foods with ingredients such as white flour, hydrogenated oils or saturated fats, and bro, you can pack in a couple of thousand calories in one sitting without topping off your stomach which I must say dude, is hugely important for achieving your weight gain goals.

Fortunately, these foods are easy to find as well. All you have to do is look for brand-name foods packaged in beautiful boxes with delicious-looking pictures of foods on the front.
If you read the ingredients label, you'll find these foods are made with ingredients like hydrogenate oils, white flour, sugar and other ingredients that have a very high caloric density. You must make sure you eat stuff which has cheese, fried food and lots of white bread. And for breakfast, it's best to eat lots of sugary breakfast cereals with high-fat cow's milk. Hint: Pizza.

4. Load Up On Junk Foods

Dude, you have to definitely follow this step 'cause junk foods are, of course, another outstanding choice for achieving your goals macha. A bag of potato chips provides an impressive quantity of dietary fats that will make you balloon up in no time,

You can also accelerate your weight gain goals by turning to fried foods. Fried foods have very high caloric density bro and the batter in which these foods are fried is normally made with white flour which in plain English means FATS.

5. Visit Fast Food Restaurants Frequently

Who doesn't love fast food? I know I do dude. And I highly recommend you to go to one, three times a day as it enhances your chance on packing those pounds. Be sure to order the largest quantities of soft drinks, fries and hamburgers, because it's quantity that counts here. Aided by menu items from fast food chains, you can pack in as much as 2,000 calories in a single meal macha! This is going to rapidly accelerate your weight gain efforts, because the average adult human being needs only 2,000 calories per day.

So, if you''re on a mission to pack on the pounds, I highly recommend the quick and easy 5 steps that I've listed down for you macha. If not, I hope you at least enjoyed reading this. Have an awesome day. :)

Crazy Man Dancing

Good Monday afning! Well, if I had to pick a favourite day of the week, rest assured that Monday will not be anywhere near the top. How was your weekend macha? Did anything crazy and out of the ordinary? Like, walk backwards for an entire day or ate chicken rice without chicken?

My weekend started off with a bang bro. Immediately after work on Friday, I rushed off to Pavilion for an event. After half a day at work, being stuck at a traffic jam for more than an hour, and the uncontrollable urge to use the toilet, I reached Bedroom feeling a little tired. But macha, immediately after I entered the venue, I felt like I was ready to party all night long.

Yes, it was Tune Group's Annual Dinner 2012 and bro, the theme of the night was "Dreamland Fantasy" and I'm sure I don't have to tell you that half the ladies there were dressed in their pyjamas. :) As for me, I decided to come in my sexiest pyjamas ever.

No points for guessing if I wore anything under my sarong.

Sexy isn't it? Yes, I get that a lot that night dude. Here are what the other big shots of the Company wore.

CEO of Tune Hotels, Mark Lancaster

CEO of Tune Talk, Jason Lo

The man himself, Tan Sri Dr. Tony Fernandes

Peter Miller CEO of Tune Money

To  make the night more happening, the games we played were  mental I tell you. For example, we had a "Drinking Game" where the men had to drink happy juice from a milk bottle while the women had to drink it from a jug with 8 straws. And, a man won. :)

We also played a game which involved strawberries and whip cream on a bed. I know what you're thinking macha and you're way off the line dude. The objective of the game was for the women to take a strawberries with her mouth and dip it in whip cream and feed it to the men.

There's the men sitting on the bed.

Let the games begin bro.

And, of course, since it's a themed event, we have our best dressed male and female. Here are the winners.

For what it's worth, I think there's one nominee that deserves a special mention. He really did go all out to try to win the title of Best Dressed Male, even to the extend of doing a crazy dance.

Since it's Monday dude, I've decided to treat the ladies with a picture of a sexy divo. Enjoy! :)

Everything Is Not What It Seems In The Animal Kingdom

It's Tuesday, which means it's the last day of the longgggg weekend. I hope you enjoyed your holidays cause in 12 hours or so, you have to get up and endure the horrible traffic jam to work. :)

But if you want to read a relaxed and funny write-up, well... you've come to the wrong post cause today, I'm going to write about "The Six Cutest Animals That Can Destroy You". Are you ready? Welcome to the dark side. Muahahahha.

Hippopotamus

Well, well, well. It turns out that as cute and cuddly hippos may look, they actually can kill people and will do so if you step on their territory. According to statistics, hippos actually kill more people than any other animals in the African Continent dude. The late Steve Irwin also mentioned that the most dangerous moment he ever filmed on his show is when he and his crews had to cross a river filled hippopotamus!

Duck-Billed Platypus

Random fact: Platypus lays eggs and baby platypus are known as puggles. If you think they're cute, the next time you see them macha, you better run for your life. That's because male platypus uses its hind legs for self defense and dominance fuels and chances are, they'll win cause bro, believe it or not, they are poisonous. If you happen to be kicked by one, be prepared to head to the ER and go through some intense muscle ache for months.

Dingo

You're probably going "Awwww" now and you need to STOP! Dingo are wild dogs and some may even categorise them as wolves dude. They are known to be dangerous and unpredictable. And macha, if you plan on petting one, my advise is, don't. Unless you're ready to lose a few fingers or even your hand.

Chimpanzee

If a chimpanzee is showing you his mouth full of teeth, you better run bro. That's the chimp's way of telling you, yes you, that you have invaded his personal space. If you choose not to run, well then, all Mr Chimp's  gonna do is beat you up, swing you around, and call out to its buddies to join in the pinata hitting fest. Your horror will probably end when they throw poo-poo at you. Oh and dude, on at least four recorded occasions, chimpanzees were seen abducting, kidnapping and eating human babies.

Swan

Look at them, aren't they the most graceful and prettiest animals you've ever laid your eyes on? If you answered yes, you still have time to change it cause dude, let me be the first and last to tell you that they are  very aggressive. If one tries to attack you, it might not kill you but rest assured that it will try to rip your skin off your bones or maybe even snap your fingers odd one by one. And the only way to protect yourself is to grab the bird by the neck and keep it as far away from you as possible. 

Bottlenose Dolphin

Although dolphins were thought to be one of the friendliest animals from the sea, it seems that we got it all wrong, at least about the bottlenose dolphins that is. If you didn't know, dolphins love to hunt down porpoises, hunt them down and, are you ready for this macha? Beat them to death. If you don't know what a porpoise is, well, it is a small gregarious toothed whale.

Porpoise

And scientists found out that the reason the bottlenose dolphins kill is just for fun. It's like a hobby to them.

So, that's it from me today. Remember, don't be fooled by the animals' cuteness. You'll never know what lies behind that cute, cuddly face.