You're Not Gonna Like This...

 Tomorrow's the day for Puma's Social Party and dude, I'm so excited. It's gonna be awesome 'cause I get to hang out with a bunch of hot chicks and play foosball macha! :)

On a totally unrelated note, I was browsing through some websites 'cause I wanted to get some toys for my niece but bro, I had the shock of  my life dude. These plush toys and dolls were SCARY. I have no idea who thought of all these, but bro, they're definitely not for kids. Or adults. Or anyone in the right frame of the mind macha.

Look at the pictures below and you'll see what I mean. 

*P/S: Some of these pictures contain gory / scary images. Here we goooooo.

Bambi? With a knife on its back? 

Yes, it's a croc eating a baby. I have no idea why anyone would make this toy macha.

Yeah, not creepy at all. *sarcasm*

Careful now. Don't let the doll bite you. 

This plush toy comes with a chainsaw and some body parts..Yup, you guessed right dude. That's what the chainsaw is for.

Aww. It looks cute doesn't it? In case you don't know, this is a kidney.

This is a road kill cat. No, literally, that's the name of this toy.

There are some bad unicorns!

The creator of this toy named this the "Todlerpede" series.

Two headed doll- split personality maybe?

Well, now you see why I told you these toys were not meant for anyone at all. Anyway, congrats to all six winners for the Puma Social Party passes. See ya soon dude.