How To Cheer Yourself Up In 5 Minutes

Happy Monday afning. Like majority of the population, I'm feeling the Monday bluesssss. So, I've decided to humour myself and you, by telling some really lame jokes macha.

Are you ready dude? Here comes the lamest jokes ever. Don't say I didn't warn you dude. Some of these jokes are so bad you might end up rolling your eyes and laughing out of boredom.


1. What is brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung! :)


2. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

3. What do you get when you cross a singer and a rocking chair?
You rock to the beat. (Get it, rocking (chair and singer) to the beat? Nevermind. :)

4. Where did the cats go on a school trip?
The meow-seum.

5. What goes tick-tock, woof- woof?
A watchdog.

6. What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Waaaaa- terrrr!

7. How do you get a peanut to laugh?
You crack it up.

8. What do you call a monkey who loves to eat chips?
A chipmonk

9. How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots (24 karat gold!)

10. What do wolves say when they are introduced?
Howlllllll do you do?

I hope that cheered you up bro. See you tomorrow! Oh, by the way, guess who I saw today....