How To Get A Girl In 5 Seconds

It's one day after the public holiday macha and I feel like it's a Monday. Anyway, I spoke about this earlier today and I still have a million different pick up lines so I decided to blog about it. :)

So, here it is. My favourite pick up lines and bro, feel free to try them but I don't guarantee they'll work.

- Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.

- You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

- Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

   

- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

- Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.

- You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

- Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 
 
- (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

- Can you give me directions...to your heart.

- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Ok macha, after reading the pick up lines again, I don't think you should try this at all.