Everything Is Not What It Seems In The Animal Kingdom

It's Tuesday, which means it's the last day of the longgggg weekend. I hope you enjoyed your holidays cause in 12 hours or so, you have to get up and endure the horrible traffic jam to work. :)

But if you want to read a relaxed and funny write-up, well... you've come to the wrong post cause today, I'm going to write about "The Six Cutest Animals That Can Destroy You". Are you ready? Welcome to the dark side. Muahahahha.

Hippopotamus

Well, well, well. It turns out that as cute and cuddly hippos may look, they actually can kill people and will do so if you step on their territory. According to statistics, hippos actually kill more people than any other animals in the African Continent dude. The late Steve Irwin also mentioned that the most dangerous moment he ever filmed on his show is when he and his crews had to cross a river filled hippopotamus!

Duck-Billed Platypus

Random fact: Platypus lays eggs and baby platypus are known as puggles. If you think they're cute, the next time you see them macha, you better run for your life. That's because male platypus uses its hind legs for self defense and dominance fuels and chances are, they'll win cause bro, believe it or not, they are poisonous. If you happen to be kicked by one, be prepared to head to the ER and go through some intense muscle ache for months.

Dingo

You're probably going "Awwww" now and you need to STOP! Dingo are wild dogs and some may even categorise them as wolves dude. They are known to be dangerous and unpredictable. And macha, if you plan on petting one, my advise is, don't. Unless you're ready to lose a few fingers or even your hand.

Chimpanzee

If a chimpanzee is showing you his mouth full of teeth, you better run bro. That's the chimp's way of telling you, yes you, that you have invaded his personal space. If you choose not to run, well then, all Mr Chimp's  gonna do is beat you up, swing you around, and call out to its buddies to join in the pinata hitting fest. Your horror will probably end when they throw poo-poo at you. Oh and dude, on at least four recorded occasions, chimpanzees were seen abducting, kidnapping and eating human babies.

Swan

Look at them, aren't they the most graceful and prettiest animals you've ever laid your eyes on? If you answered yes, you still have time to change it cause dude, let me be the first and last to tell you that they are  very aggressive. If one tries to attack you, it might not kill you but rest assured that it will try to rip your skin off your bones or maybe even snap your fingers odd one by one. And the only way to protect yourself is to grab the bird by the neck and keep it as far away from you as possible. 

Bottlenose Dolphin

Although dolphins were thought to be one of the friendliest animals from the sea, it seems that we got it all wrong, at least about the bottlenose dolphins that is. If you didn't know, dolphins love to hunt down porpoises, hunt them down and, are you ready for this macha? Beat them to death. If you don't know what a porpoise is, well, it is a small gregarious toothed whale.

Porpoise

And scientists found out that the reason the bottlenose dolphins kill is just for fun. It's like a hobby to them.

So, that's it from me today. Remember, don't be fooled by the animals' cuteness. You'll never know what lies behind that cute, cuddly face.