Dude is funny isn't he? Anyway, he hosted this year's Golden Globes and bro, to say he pissed a number of people off is an understatement. Here are a few people Mr Ricky Gervais made fun of:
Kim Kardashian:
"The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton-- a bit louder, but trashier, bit drunker and more easily bought.. Allegedly! Nothing's been proved." said Ricky.
And Kim's respond? "He's hilarious!"
Justin Bieber:
"Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test. What a waste of a test that would have been. No, he's not the father. The only way he could impregnate a girl was if he borrowed on of Martha Stewart's old turkey basters".
Check out the picture taken from a magazine cover to find out what Ricky Gervais meant.
Johnny Depp:
"Time time last year, our first presenter was the biggest movie star on planet, but I insulted his film"The Tourist...... Please welcome the man who will wear literally anything Tim Burton tells him to.. Johnny Depp"
I haven't watched the movie yet so I don't know why it flopped. But here's the trailer for you.
Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas:
"They're ridiculously gorgeous specimens, they're extremely talented and probably very interesting. I'm not sure, I couldn't understand a (expletive) word they said."
Just because they have an accent bro? You be the judge. I think the accent wasn't that strong.
Elton John and Madonna.
"Our nest presenter is the Queen of Pop. Not you Elton, sit down. She's a woman. I'll give you a clue. She's always vogue, she's a material girl and she's like a virgin."
And macha, if you were expecting a negative reaction from Elton John, well, you're in fora disappointment as he just smiled. As for Madonna, here's her comeback.
That's all from me today. Come back tomorrow for more k. :)
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