To Keep Or Not To Keep?

Good Monday afning. So, it finally happened. An icon has decided to remove one his physical trademarks. If you haven't heard about it, you'll be shocked macha. It'd be like Enrique Iglesias without his mole.

So here's the deal. One of the most iconic wrestlers of all time, Hulk Hogan, has decided to... shave his moustache! Yes, the man who's known for his awesome skills, the bandana and the moustache has decided to remove one of his trademarks bro.

According to TMZ, when that happens, it will be the death of a legend. I don't know macha, isn't Hulk Hogan himself a legend and not his moustache? How could his moustache be more popular than him?

And the crazy thing is, the Chairman of the American Moustache Institute, Dr Aaron Perlut and self-professed doctor of "nuclear moustacheology" (whatever that is dude), is upset with Hulk Hogan's plan to shave since he is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the dynamic Moustached American community".

Aaron Perlut with his Hogan.

Not only that macha, it gets weirder. He says that the "removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels to die...'. Woah! A bit dramatic isn't he? And he continued that not only will angels die, it will also be lead to "mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Moustached American community".

So, I didn't know that moustache plays such a huge role in the community. I thought that nuclear weapons, natural disasters and etc. are bigger problems that could cause chaos and depression but no, Hulk Hogan shaving his moustache is worst!

Even a baby wants the Hogan.

And to make this more bizarre than it already is, ESPN said that Hulk Hogan's career will die along with his moustache because "once the facial hair becomes an identifiable part of an athlete, he must keep it forever." However, ESPN has a better argument as to why Hulk shouldn't shave his moustache which is his career might be over because he might not be as recognisable without the 'stache.

Bro, if you're just as upset about Hulk Hogan being moustache-less and you're living in the States, here's what ESPN advises you to do. Write or call your local Congressman and demand that Hogan's handlebar moustache be declared a national treasure.

Dude, I think the world's gone cuckoo. We should just chillax, it's just moustache. It grows. Have an awesome day.