Wednesday, 11 January 2012

The Countdown Begins: 345 More Days...

It's the year we've all been dreading... Jeng jeng jeng. It is now 2012 and according to the Mayan calendar, on December 21st this year, the world would come to an end.


But macha, I don't really believe the world is coming to an end in 2012 cause if man could tell when the world's going to an end, then why bother doing anything anyway dude. Right or not bro? We might as well just sit down, relax have some roti canai and wait for the day to come.


With that said bro, there might be some people who wants to be prepared if the prediction by the Mayans is right. So, here's what I did. I went online and found out the essential stuff that you need to survive the global catastrophe. Some I must say makes sense but others are just, erm, how do I put this nicely, ridiculous? 

THE LIST.

1. Water:  One gallon of water per person per day for at least three days. 
(What? Just THREE DAYS?)

2. Food: At least three days supply of non-perishable food.
(Why three days only? What should I eat or drink after three days?)


3. Water purifier.
(Yes, I need a water purifier when I have no access to water at all. Sounds useful...)

4. Dust mask/ Gas mask


5. Duct Tape
('cause it'll be a good way to entertain ourselves)

6. Learn how to grow your own vegetables (store seeds)
(We don't even have water for ourselves, how could grow our vegetables? And where?)

7. Medical supplies

8. Some cash/ gold
(WHY DO WE NEED CASHHHHH?!)

9. Infant formula and diapers
(Just in case there's a baby in the oven. You get what I mean? )

10. Books, games, puzzles, or other activities for children.
(Yes, because the kids need to get a break from the whole catastrophe and just do some colouring macha.)

There's more in the list but it's too long to put it here. You can check them out at http://www.worldendin2012.com/surviving2012.html

Tick tock. Tick Tock. 

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