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Since I'm in such a good mood today, I've decided to post jokes up in today's post. If you were tuned in to the Phat Fabes and Ben show on Fly FM yesterday, you would've notice that I was doing a topic about blonde jokes.
Today, I will tell a variety of jokes k. We can't just keep telling blonde jokes. Must give chance a bit la macha. Maybe we'll just throw in one or two.
Joke 1:
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Joke 2:
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks," Which do you want, son?". The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?". The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
Joke 3:
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please", the blonde said,"I could never finish twelve!"
Joke 4:
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.The first guys drops his backpack,digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that
bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
Joke 5:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!". The man says, "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Joke 6:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to the edge of the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, " There certainly IS! My stupid computer keeps saying,"You've got mail!""
That's it for today. Do check in again tomorrow k? And feel free to leave me a comment or just to tell me a joke or two. :)
