Good Flyday avening. Today, let's discuss about a major dilemma that we have to go through at least one in our lives. I'm sure you're wondering what it is. Macha, I'm talking about names. Have you ever gotten a pet and when it comes to naming it, suddenly, you just go blank? You can't construct normal sentences. I mean bro. What would you name a dog? You can't name it Edward, Jasmine or Elizabeth cause it sounds too humanly. You can't call it Barky, Meowy, or Hissy just cause it's the sounds they make.
If you think naming your pets would be a problem, try naming a child instead. You'd probably have sleepless nights and countless days of headache. But, fear not bro. We can always learn a thing or two from the celebrities. I mean, who else better to start awesome, trending names than Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow?
So, here we go. I'll give you the top 10 WEIRDEST names celebrities give their child. And macha, some might make you go "Woah" or "What?!!!". Yeah dude, they're not all that nice.
10. Kal- El.
Yes, that's what Nicholas Cage named his son and he named him after Superman.
|Kal El and Nicholas Cage|
9. Pilot Inspektor
Dude, I think this is a really cool name. Imagine when the boy grows up, and he wants to pick up a chick, all he needs to is say "Hi, I'm Inspektor. Pilot Inspektor". Woahhhh.
|Pilot Inspektor and Jason Lee|
8. Fifi Trixiebelle
Irish singer and songwriter Bob Geldof named his daughter Fifi after his aunt, and his wife was fascinated with the lifestyles of southern belles, hence the last part. But Trixie? Maybe, they just decided to throw in as many dog names as they could.
|Bob Geldof and Fifi Trixiebelle|
7. Sage Moonblood
I don't know about you but this reminds of Twilight macha. I don't know what Sylvester Stallone was thinking when he named his son Sage Moonblood.
|Sylvester Stallone and Sage Moonblood|
Only Steven Spielberg can name his daughter Destry. I thought it was his son macha. And dude, it's just one alphabet away from being called Destroy. Just saying.
|Steven Spielberg and Destry|
My Bonnie lies over the OCEAN.... Oh by the way, Ocean is a dude. Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, he is the son of Forest Whitaker.
4. Audio Science
Yup dude. You read it right. Audio Science. Actress Shannyn Sossamon named her son that. Poor child, I tell you. Wonder if he'll be studying Audio Science in college? And be an audio scientist. Whatever that is.
|Shannyn Sossamon and Audio Science|
3. Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin
I have compiled all of Frank Zappa's ridiculous kid names into one entry, rather than let him dominate half the list (He named his other kids Dweezil and Ahmet).
|Diva Thin Muffin|
2. Moxie Crimefighter
Macha, apparently, Penn Jillette's wife had no middle name, and with that, they came up with an awesome theory which was you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. But still dude this does not explain the "Moxie" part.
|Moxie Crimefighter during her 4th Birthday|