What Were They Thinking?

Good Flyday avening. Today, let's discuss about a major dilemma that we have to go through at least one in our lives. I'm sure you're wondering what it is. Macha, I'm talking about names. Have you ever gotten a pet and when it comes to naming it, suddenly, you just go blank? You can't construct normal sentences. I mean bro. What would you name a dog? You can't name it Edward, Jasmine or Elizabeth cause it sounds too humanly. You can't call it Barky, Meowy, or Hissy just cause it's the sounds they make.

If you think naming your pets would be a problem, try naming a child instead. You'd probably have sleepless nights and countless days of headache. But, fear not bro. We can always learn a thing or two from the celebrities. I mean, who else better to start awesome, trending names than Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow?

So, here we go. I'll give you the top 10 WEIRDEST names celebrities give their child. And macha, some might make you go "Woah" or "What?!!!". Yeah dude, they're not all that nice.

10. Kal- El.
Yes, that's what Nicholas Cage named his son and he named him after Superman.

Kal El and Nicholas Cage

9. Pilot Inspektor
Dude, I think this is a really cool name.  Imagine when the boy grows up, and he wants to pick up a chick, all he needs to is say "Hi, I'm Inspektor. Pilot Inspektor". Woahhhh.

Pilot Inspektor and Jason Lee

8. Fifi Trixiebelle

Irish singer and songwriter Bob Geldof named his daughter Fifi after his aunt, and his wife was fascinated with the lifestyles of southern belles, hence the last part. But Trixie? Maybe, they just decided to throw in as many dog names as they could.

Bob Geldof and Fifi Trixiebelle

7. Sage Moonblood

I don't know about you but this reminds of Twilight macha. I don't know what Sylvester Stallone was thinking when he named his son Sage Moonblood.

Sylvester Stallone and Sage Moonblood

6. Destry

Only Steven Spielberg can name his daughter Destry. I thought it was his son macha. And dude, it's just one alphabet away from being called Destroy. Just saying.

Steven Spielberg and Destry

5. Ocean

My Bonnie lies over the OCEAN.... Oh by the way, Ocean is a dude. Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, he is the son of Forest Whitaker.

Ocean Whitaker

4. Audio Science

Yup dude. You read it right. Audio Science. Actress Shannyn Sossamon named her son that. Poor child, I tell you. Wonder if he'll be studying Audio Science in college? And be an audio scientist. Whatever that is.

Shannyn Sossamon and Audio Science

3. Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin

I have compiled all of Frank Zappa's ridiculous kid names into one entry, rather than let him dominate half the list (He named his other kids Dweezil and Ahmet).

Moon Unit

Diva Thin Muffin

2. Moxie Crimefighter

Macha, apparently, Penn Jillette's wife had no middle name, and with that, they came up with an awesome theory which was you never use the middle name anyway so why not have some fun with it. But still dude this does not explain the "Moxie" part.

Moxie Crimefighter during her 4th Birthday

1. Tu Morrow
Daugher of Rob Morrow. Erm, I guess, if you look at it in one way or another, it isn't that bad. I mean, even Shakespeare had a phrase that says "Tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow". So, it can't be all that bad right? Ok fine. I can't justify the name macha.

Rob Morrow and Tu Morrow

So, that's it for now macha. Next time if you're ever given the ultimate task of naming something or someone, please, please,  please choose wisely dude. Before I leave, here's my favourite name. It has not one but TWO superheroes in it. Have a nice weekend! 

I Was In A Booth and Girls Were Dancing Around Me

I'm so glad that it's Thursday cause it only means one thing bro. The weekend is really near! Plus, it's just a few days away till my birthday. I mean macha, I'm not hinting or anything. :)

Anyway, last night was my last stint as a guest DJ at QBa, Westin KL. It was definitely an awesome experience and man, I'm starting to miss it already. I mean, dude I started off as a club deejay and it has been 10 years since I hit the decks. The best thing about playing there is the chicks bro. It's not like I was checking them out or anything, they just happen to walk pass the deejay booth. All the time.

So, if you missed out on that, no scared. I will keep you updated on my upcoming ones k? But for now macha, I have a few pictures for you. I didn't take any videos this time cause you know, I was really erm, busy working and checking the dance floor out. :)

Yes, see how happy I am? :)

Hitting the decks with my partner, RJ.

Me and RJ

The QBa's resident DJ, Jingo, me, and RJ

Yep, this was where I played for the past month.

So, that's it from me today. Do drop by again tomorrow as I'll be writing about something VERY interesting...

Be A Robot And Kill Boredom

It's Wednesday and macha, I'm bored. I've been trying to keep myself occupied by playing Angry Birds, watching a few new movie trailers on YouTube, reading the newspaper (well, more like flipping through it) and some other stuff that I can't mention out loud.

I'm sure you've been through this as well and bro, I've got just the thing for you. Here are a few activities you can do while you're bore whether or not you are alone or with you friends! :)


Phat Fabes' List of Things To Do When You're Bored.

1. See how long you can hold a note
Ok. Honestly, it might not be that much dun but it does helping making time pass quicker. The best part is macha, you ca play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Take a deep breath and then try to make a noise for as long as you can.

2. Pretend you're a robot
Bro, the next time you want to take that long lonely walk alone to your nearest 7-11, try walking down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Or you can ask the cashier some questions in your best robot voice. Or macha, do the the robot break dance.

3. Scratch yourself
Yes dude. You read that right. Even if nothing itches, just go ahead and scratch yourself. Anywhere you like. Doesn't that feel awesome?

 
4. Repeat the same word over and over again until it loses its meaning.
Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door.  Door. Door. Door. Door. Door. 
HUHHHHH?! What's a door?!!!

5. Invent a weird twitch
The best place to do is in public. I mean macha, the expression of the others should be enough to keep you entertained for the rest of the day. Try flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises and try it out when you go shopping, or when you're having dinner, or when you're talking to a sales assistant. Oh dude, try flinging your arms out once in a while to make it more believable.

6. Watch some movie or an episode of anything and repeat EVERYTHING in an Italian accent.
Dude, this is very entertaining. Try adding in the flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.Yes, I'm a genius like that.

Aaah, that's it. See, you're not that bored anymore right? Told you it works bro. Well, that's it for me. Have an awesome day ahead.  :)